Tex Shelters OnlineTM
A Patriotic Guide to America
Intro
Liberals are such treacherous liars that we must constantly call them names. I, Tex Shelters, unrelentingly make up stuff in order to convince the people of the truth about liberals. Thank you for visitin’ my site. I started actively workin for the right ever since the 2004 election when I started to see all the lies the liberal media was telling about the Presdent. They were totally misrepresentin’ the president and his actions since 9/11. The liberals just want to lie about Bush so they can cover up their true aims, a UN dominated Iraq govment where they get to steal all the oil profits. The liberals are mad that the war and the elections didn’t go their way, and I’m here to set the record straight. Liberals place terrorists before their own security.
Liberals Hate America
The liberals are like a flu virus that won't go away. No matter how many branches of government we control (at least three) the liberals won't give up. That is what makes them so dangerous. This country is getting richer every day, so why aren’t they happy? Liberals aren’t happy because they don’t have the capacity to enjoy good times like us. You would think that Al Franken and Michael Moore would stop yelling by now. They are, after all, rich. The only explanation for their continued yelling is that they hate America and hate freedom. They don’t like it when Republicans and conservatives (the people) rule. It is true that most people in America are conservative; therefore, we should be in charge.
Liberals Are to Blame for Terrorism
Liberals are to blame for terrorism because Arabs hate us for the cultural invasion from Hollywood, and Hollywood is sending it’s liberal product over their getting them to hate us. 9/11 wouldn’t have happened without the Diehard movies They were a maual for how to attack our big buildings. Liberals are sinning and if they would only stop fornicatin’ and killing babies for one minute, the Arabs wouldn’t hate us.
Liberals want to support terr’rists by using the Constitution and wastnig tax payers’ money. It's just too expensive to pay lawyers to defend people we all know are guilty of being terr’rists.. The idea of a speedy trial is also a detriment to real justice. Shouldn't prosecutors have all the time they need to make a case against the accused? Shouldn't the police have sufficient time to fabricate realistic evidence? Wouldn't we all be safer if indefinite detentions were the norm? Just being accused of a crime is crime enough for such detentions. I would also like to know how the ACLU and other bleeding heart liberals intend to force confessions out the accused with the 8th Amendment protections against cruel punishment getting in the way. If people weren't guilty, we wouldn't torture them. This great county needs protection from those that would destroy it, and we must find new and unusual ways to do it.
Liberals Hate Life
Liberals don’t care about life, they care about “quality of life” and us conservatives don’t really care about how people live here and now cause your reward is in heaven. Only God can pull the plug on the artificial lung, kidney or liver machine that is keeping you alive. It’s not natural to pull the plug on such machines if that would lead to death, and conservatives want you to live and die in a natural way. That’s why conservatives like people to be kept alive on machines.
Lliberals are baby killers. They are against life and are pro-abortion. Ya see, liberals think abortion is an easy thing for women and that it is a fun recreational sport, kinda like Cheney shootin’ quail. They’re of course wrong, and if we need to kill everyone who disagrees to protect life, then let’s shoot ‘em. Women say they don’t want a baby cause they aren’t ready. Well, tough luck! If they can’t live with bringing a child into poverty, too bad.
